1.Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
2.After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
3.One tourist from U.. S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
4.Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi ji was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti
5.When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted,
"You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
6. Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!
7.Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
8.Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told her that I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
9.Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
10.Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
11.Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
12.Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok... Ombay. Ombay"
13.Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !!
14. Sardar: Miss, Did u call my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". (Had never thought of it)