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Sardar is back !!!!!!!   Sardar is back !!!!!!!   - 04-Aug-2013

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1.Manager asked sardar at an interview. 
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? 
Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X. 



2.After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, 
Do I look like a foreigner? 
Wife: No! Why? 
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? 



3.One tourist from U.. S.A. asked Sardar: 
Any great man born in this village??? 
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! 



4.Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti 
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi ji was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti 



5.When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, 
"You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive. 


6. Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? 
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !! 



7.Sardar: My mobile bill how much? 
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status 
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. 


8.Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. 
Friend: How do u know? 
Sardar: I told her that I Love her, but she said her chappals are new 


9.Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! 
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! 


10.Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? 
Sardar: ZEBRA 
Teacher: How? 
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White 


11.Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. 
Manager: Do U know MS Office? 
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir. 


12.Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " 
Air hostess said: "B silent." 
Sardar: "Ok... Ombay. Ombay" 


13.Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" 
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !! 


14. Sardar: Miss, Did u call my mobile? 
Teacher: Me? No, why? 
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". (Had never thought of it)



  

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