Type in Malayalam CLICK HERE

photo
JPMNEWS.com
joychenputhukulam.com
ജോയിച്ചൻപുതുക്കുളം.കോം

Phone  :  847 390 7836

Cell      :  847 345 0233


Drunk Driver Excuses .....................   Drunk Driver Excuses .....................   - 24-Jul-2013

Picture

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” 

“I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” 

“Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” 

“Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” 

“Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” 

“Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” 

“Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” 

“Can’t do that either” responds Jim. 

“Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. 


“Well, because I’m drunk!” ...



  

Comments


Post A Comment
Name
Email
Location
Title
Comment
Security Code :  
Reload Image Reload for a new code